Think my elderly neighbour was more aware of what was going on in the game than the AD carry that I was supporting.

And even though I work my ass off, I just can’t catch a  break and get a team that knows what they’re doing. It’s always something that makes them fucking retarded.

If you do something of the following:

• Pick a top/mid champ before even considering waiting for the other team’s pick
• Pick a “support” that can’t support for shit
• Pick AD Carry and then play like you skipped tutorial and it’s your first time playing
• Flame others when you are, in fact, the problem
• Keep spamming pings
• Keep flaming your teammates
• Can’t understand the human factor of a mistake

Then I really hope that you get some really itchy rash in a place that you can’t reach, or where it makes it impossible for you to sit at a computer.

If you’re a COMPETENT AD that wants to boost/carry me as support back to 1100-1200, please.. PLEASE send me an ask? I am on EU West.

For now

• GAEMUR GURRRRRLZ
• Retarded people who pick AD carry, and then can’t play AD carry for shit
• People who can’t fucking understand that I am not their personal healing slave
• Every mother fucker who can’t seem to understand that I am not made of mother fucking wards.
• The fact that I can’t tell people why I am stuck at 1000-1100  ELO because it makes me an “elitist bastard who thinks highly of himself”.

Regarding that last point: I don’t think too highly of myself. I don’t think I should  be 2000 ELO. But I deserve to be at  1400 ELO where I was before my rating started tanking.

Tonight is just not my fucking night.